Emailing Myself to Heaven

Please find my soul attached, oh Lord,
Your servant has grown oh, so tired.
I used the compression onboard,
And my connection is hard-wired!

I checked myself for viruses,
And used a competent program.
My name is in your addresses;
Don’t let me go to Spam.

Don’t Forward me to You know where,
But decompress my file above.
Just download me to Heaven there,
And file me under “Love.”

Mick McKellar
February 2024